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Oliver (Character)
from Igby Goes Down (2002)

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Igby Goes Down (2002)
D.H. Banes: I believe, umm, that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside; to serve as warnings to the rest of us; signs posts along the way.
Igby: To where?
D.H. Banes: Success.
Oliver: Our father would be a 'slippery when schizophrenic' sign, for instance...
Oliver: ... along the highway of life.

Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia.
Oliver: Economics.
Igby: Semantics.

Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
Oliver: You beat up her corpse.
Igby: I know, but after that.

Oliver: [to Igby] I think if Gandhi had had to hang out with you for any prolonged period of time, he'd have ended up kicking the shit out of you.

Rachel: So are you two in school or something?
Oliver: I'm at Columbia and as far as this year's challenge for Igby, we're still waiting to hear back from this fun parochial school in D.C.
Igby: "Perchance to dream."
Oliver: He's already done the Protestant circuit. Mom must have some compromising photos of the head priest with an altar boy for them to even be considering Igby.

Oliver: So we started calling him Igby whenever he lied. And he lied a lot.

Igby: Listen, I've got this discount fare and it'd be kinda hypocritical of me, ya know, you'll handle it like everything else right?
Oliver: Right
Igby: You should hate me
Oliver: I don't
Igby: You should
Oliver: I don't hate you, don't be indulgent
Igby: Never that
Oliver: You're going to California?
Igby: Yup, the sunshine state.
Oliver: Actually, Florida is the sunshine state.
Igby: Really, well 3000 miles from fucking here.
Oliver: Is there a number where we can reach you?
Igby: We? No.
Oliver: Well you call when there is, There really isn't that much between us is there?
Igby: Just an ever diminishing amount of blood.

[first lines]
Igby: Why couldn't she have been a fucking smoker.
Oliver: This has nothing to do with her being in such wonderful shape. The cause of our trouble was our inability to come up with a drug short of paint thinner, that would be at least somewhat novel to her system. She's built up a tolerance to everything.
Igby: A tolerance? She's taking her fucking afternoon nap.