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: I believe, umm, that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside; to serve as warnings to the rest of us; signs posts along the way. Igby
: To where? D.H. Banes
: Success. Oliver
: Our father would be a 'slippery when schizophrenic' sign, for instance...
: ... along the highway of life.
: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia. Oliver
: Economics. Igby
: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead. Oliver
: You beat up her corpse. Igby
: I know, but after that.
: [to Igby
] I think if Gandhi had had to hang out with you for any prolonged period of time, he'd have ended up kicking the shit out of you.
: So are you two in school or something? Oliver
: I'm at Columbia and as far as this year's challenge for Igby, we're still waiting to hear back from this fun parochial school in D.C. Igby
: "Perchance to dream." Oliver
: He's already done the Protestant circuit. Mom must have some compromising photos of the head priest with an altar boy for them to even be considering Igby.
: So we started calling him Igby whenever he lied. And he lied a lot.
: Listen, I've got this discount fare and it'd be kinda hypocritical of me, ya know, you'll handle it like everything else right? Oliver
: Right Igby
: You should hate me Oliver
: I don't Igby
: You should Oliver
: I don't hate you, don't be indulgent Igby
: Never that Oliver
: You're going to California? Igby
: Yup, the sunshine state. Oliver
: Actually, Florida is the sunshine state. Igby
: Really, well 3000 miles from fucking here. Oliver
: Is there a number where we can reach you? Igby
: We? No. Oliver
: Well you call when there is, There really isn't that much between us is there? Igby
: Just an ever diminishing amount of blood.
: Why couldn't she have been a fucking smoker. Oliver
: This has nothing to do with her being in such wonderful shape. The cause of our trouble was our inability to come up with a drug short of paint thinner, that would be at least somewhat novel to her system. She's built up a tolerance to everything. Igby
: A tolerance? She's taking her fucking afternoon nap.