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Noel Shempsky (Character)
from "Frasier" (1993)

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"Frasier: The Last Time I Saw Maris (#3.8)" (1995)
Noel Shempsky: Hi, Dr. Crane. Could you sign this petition someone "anonymously" posted in the lunchroom? It's to the talented producers of "Star Trek," suggesting a new character.
Dr. Frasier Crane: [reading] "The all-powerful space vixen... Rozalinda, four-breasted queen of the planet Rozniak!" I'll sign that.

"Frasier: Star Mitzvah (#10.6)" (2002)
Frasier: Noel, Star Trek is just a TV show.
Noel Shempsky: So was "Brideshead Revisited"!
Frasier: [restrained] You're angry, so I'm going to ignore that.

"Frasier: Frasier-Lite (#11.12)" (2004)
Noel Shempsky: [bows over in pain] Ohhhh!
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe: [slapping Noel's head] Shake it off, kid! Nobody likes a whiner!