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: I'll try to put this as delicately as I can because you're my friend and I like you and I don't want to insult you. Why would any girl be caught dead with you when she could be with me? Paul
] You thought that would offend me?
: Where's Norm and Cliff? Woody Boyd
: Ah, I guess they're at work. I don't know. Paul Krapence
: You've got a cute sense of humor, Woody. I like that.
: Hey Norm. How's the world been treating you? Norm Peterson
: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Dr. Frasier Crane
: [to Carla, Norm and Paul
] If you really think Cliff is capable of murdering his mother, why do you remain his friends? Paul Krapence
: He's my ride.