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: Say, you know, ah, since I'm already here, there's something I wanted to ask you. Carla Tortelli
: Yeah? Eddie LeBec
: It's a question. Carla Tortelli
: I like questions. Eddie LeBec
: OK, but see, this is the kind of question a guy really doesn't want to ask if he thinks he might get "no" for an answer. Carla Tortelli
: Well, it's kind of hard for a girl to give an answer until she knows what the question is. Eddie LeBec
: OK, but you see, it would be a lot easier for a guy if he had some sort of sign... Carla Tortelli
] Ask me, you little frog. Eddie LeBec
: OK, Carla, would you... Carla Tortelli
: [climbs over the table to Eddie, exited
] Yes! Yes!
[Carla gives Eddie a series of big kisses
] Eddie LeBec
: Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait wait. Carla, would you mind if we, if we kept this quiet? You know me, I don't like a lot of hoopla. Carla Tortelli
: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Would it be OK if I just told Sam? Eddie LeBec
] I guess. Carla Tortelli
: [starts to run toward Sam and yells at the top of her lungs
] Hey Sammy. Me and Eddie are getting married!
: [gets off the phone with her doctor and yells in horror
] Twins? Carla Tortelli
: [about Eddie
] He spills the salt, he breaks the mirror, and I'm the one having twins. I told you something horrible was going to happen. Eddie LeBec
: What is so bad? Twins means we're twice blessed. Sam Malone
: Yeah! I had twins once, and it was the happiest day of my life.
: [about Carla
] I can't face her right now. I mean if I did change my mind and decide to stand up to Mama, Carla would never forgive me for the way I ran out. I mean, if I went there right now, she'd tear my head off. Norm Peterson
: Oh wait, come on Eddie, I think you're underestimating Carla just a bit here. Eddie LeBec
: What, you don't think she'd be mad? Norm Peterson
: No, I don't think she'd stop at your head.
: You know, I passed Norm Peterson on the stairs. He didn't give me the time of day. Woody Boyd
: Oh, it's 3:15.
: Listen Eddie. I want you to promise me something. I want you to promise me that if you ever find someone who makes you happier than I do, that you'll tell me. Eddie LeBec
: Oh yeah, right. Carla LeBec
: What do you mean by that? Eddie LeBec
: You'd kill me. Carla LeBec
: No, I won't. Now tell me the truth: are you having an affair? Eddie LeBec
: No. Carla LeBec
: Did you believe me when I said I wouldn't kill you? Eddie LeBec
: No. Carla LeBec
: Then if you were having an affair, you would still be saying no. Eddie LeBec
: Yes. And if I were having an affair, I'd still say no. Honey look, I got to tell you something. I have a real bad headache from this conversation. I need to lie down in a dark room.
: [about Eddie LeBec and his regular drink
] Woody get that man a club soda, no ice, two slices of lime and a red straw. Woody Boyd
: Is that really what you want? Eddie LeBec
: Yes sir. Woody Boyd
: How did you know that Sam? Sam Malone
: He ordered it yesterday. Woody Boyd
: Well then, I'd better hurry.