Eddie LeBec
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Eddie LeBec (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Cheers: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1 (#6.3)" (1987)
Eddie LeBec: Say, you know, ah, since I'm already here, there's something I wanted to ask you.
Carla Tortelli: Yeah?
Eddie LeBec: It's a question.
Carla Tortelli: I like questions.
Eddie LeBec: OK, but see, this is the kind of question a guy really doesn't want to ask if he thinks he might get "no" for an answer.
Carla Tortelli: Well, it's kind of hard for a girl to give an answer until she knows what the question is.
Eddie LeBec: OK, but you see, it would be a lot easier for a guy if he had some sort of sign...
Carla Tortelli: [excited] Ask me, you little frog.
Eddie LeBec: OK, Carla, would you...
Carla Tortelli: [climbs over the table to Eddie, exited] Yes! Yes!
[Carla gives Eddie a series of big kisses]
Eddie LeBec: Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait wait. Carla, would you mind if we, if we kept this quiet? You know me, I don't like a lot of hoopla.
Carla Tortelli: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Would it be OK if I just told Sam?
Eddie LeBec: [sheepishly] I guess.
Carla Tortelli: [starts to run toward Sam and yells at the top of her lungs] Hey Sammy. Me and Eddie are getting married!

Carla Tortelli: [gets off the phone with her doctor and yells in horror] Twins?
Carla Tortelli: [about Eddie] He spills the salt, he breaks the mirror, and I'm the one having twins. I told you something horrible was going to happen.
Eddie LeBec: What is so bad? Twins means we're twice blessed.
Sam Malone: Yeah! I had twins once, and it was the happiest day of my life.

"Cheers: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2 (#6.4)" (1987)
Eddie LeBec: [about Carla] I can't face her right now. I mean if I did change my mind and decide to stand up to Mama, Carla would never forgive me for the way I ran out. I mean, if I went there right now, she'd tear my head off.
Norm Peterson: Oh wait, come on Eddie, I think you're underestimating Carla just a bit here.
Eddie LeBec: What, you don't think she'd be mad?
Norm Peterson: No, I don't think she'd stop at your head.

"Cheers: Home Is the Sailor (#6.1)" (1987)
Eddie LeBec: You know, I passed Norm Peterson on the stairs. He didn't give me the time of day.
Woody Boyd: Oh, it's 3:15.

"Cheers: Those Lips, Those Ice (#7.5)" (1988)
Carla LeBec: Listen Eddie. I want you to promise me something. I want you to promise me that if you ever find someone who makes you happier than I do, that you'll tell me.
Eddie LeBec: Oh yeah, right.
Carla LeBec: What do you mean by that?
Eddie LeBec: You'd kill me.
Carla LeBec: No, I won't. Now tell me the truth: are you having an affair?
Eddie LeBec: No.
Carla LeBec: Did you believe me when I said I wouldn't kill you?
Eddie LeBec: No.
Carla LeBec: Then if you were having an affair, you would still be saying no.
Eddie LeBec: Yes. And if I were having an affair, I'd still say no. Honey look, I got to tell you something. I have a real bad headache from this conversation. I need to lie down in a dark room.

"Cheers: Never Love a Goalie: Part 1 (#5.16)" (1987)
Sam Malone: [about Eddie LeBec and his regular drink] Woody get that man a club soda, no ice, two slices of lime and a red straw.
Woody Boyd: Is that really what you want?
Eddie LeBec: Yes sir.
Woody Boyd: How did you know that Sam?
Sam Malone: He ordered it yesterday.
Woody Boyd: Well then, I'd better hurry.