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Gloria LeBec (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Cheers: Death Takes a Holiday on Ice (#8.7)" (1989)
Gloria LeBec: I want to talk to you.
Carla LeBec: Yeah? I want to scratch you bald, paint your butt blue and mail you to Guam.
Gloria LeBec: I'd like to see you try.
Norm Peterson: Yeah, I'd like to see that too actually.

Gloria LeBec: [to Carla] I was at a little disadvantage at the funeral. You had your friends and family around. You had fistfuls of my hair in your hands.

Carla LeBec: I bet the only reason he married you was because he knocked you up.
Gloria LeBec: How do you know that?
Carla LeBec: Babe's intuition.
Gloria LeBec: Yeah? Well, maybe that's the same reason he married you.
Carla LeBec: Yeah, but with me, it wasn't a cheap thrill. It was a very tender moment in the back of a Datsun hatchback.
Gloria LeBec: [raises her hand] Toyota Corolla. Front seat.
Cliff Clavin: All right ladies, ladies, let's stop right now, huh? Uh, all this talk about conceiving your children in these cars. This makes me sick. Doesn't anybody buy American anymore?