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: I want to talk to you. Carla LeBec
: Yeah? I want to scratch you bald, paint your butt blue and mail you to Guam. Gloria LeBec
: I'd like to see you try. Norm Peterson
: Yeah, I'd like to see that too actually.
: [to Carla
] I was at a little disadvantage at the funeral. You had your friends and family around. You had fistfuls of my hair in your hands.
: I bet the only reason he married you was because he knocked you up. Gloria LeBec
: How do you know that? Carla LeBec
: Babe's intuition. Gloria LeBec
: Yeah? Well, maybe that's the same reason he married you. Carla LeBec
: Yeah, but with me, it wasn't a cheap thrill. It was a very tender moment in the back of a Datsun hatchback. Gloria LeBec
: [raises her hand
] Toyota Corolla. Front seat. Cliff Clavin
: All right ladies, ladies, let's stop right now, huh? Uh, all this talk about conceiving your children in these cars. This makes me sick. Doesn't anybody buy American anymore?