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Alice Anne Volkman (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Cheers: Sammy and the Professor (#8.13)" (1990)
Alice Anne Volkman: You had a question about how to buy Cheers.
Sam Malone: Yes I do.
Alice Anne Volkman: What's the question?
Sam Malone: How do I buy Cheers?

Rebecca Howe: You slept with Sam Malone?
Alice Anne Volkman: Oh, is that his last name?

[Alice, Rebecca's mentor, and Rebecca are discussing thh fact that Alice slept with Sam]
Alice Anne Volkman: Rebecca, slow down. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes, and get a handle on your feelings.
Rebecca Howe: All right. On one hand, I'm a little bit disappointed with you from what you've done. But on the other hand, I mean, I think, well, hell, it's your life, I mean you know what you want, what you don't want...
Alice Anne Volkman: Rebecca, choose.
Rebecca Howe: [immediately yells] You're a slut.
Alice Anne Volkman: Very good. That's the first time I've ever heard you take a stand without worrying about offending someone.
Rebecca Howe: [defiantly] You're a soleless pig of rotten slut. Slut!
Alice Anne Volkman: Now I'm offended.
Rebecca Howe: Oh, sorry. I take it all back.
Alice Anne Volkman: Oh, don't, don't do that. I was just beginning to respect you.
Rebecca Howe: Oh. Slut.
Alice Anne Volkman: Now you're just trying to kiss up.