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Donny Douglas (Character)
from "Frasier" (1993)

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"Frasier: To Tell the Truth (#6.15)" (1999)
Donny Douglas: [smelling Daphne's hair] That scent is wonderful, what is it?
Niles: [turning away, quietly to himself] Cherry bark and almonds.

Donny Douglas: [on the phone to Maris's lawyer] You'll be facing a counter-suit for deliberate infliction of pain and emotional distress. What, you don't think I can win? You call York and McFadden. You see what those bastards had to pay for trying to pull this same crap on a client of mine. Yeah, we're talking big numbers here, Whalen! You haven't seen so many zeroes lined up since Mister Spock had a book signing!

Donny Douglas: Now, look, they're also going to allege that during the separation, Niles was wasteful with money.
Niles: Wha...? She's calling ME wasteful?
Donny Douglas: Mmm-hmm.
Niles: Do you recall what she used to do when one of our dogs needed a shampoo?
Frasier: Yes, she'd fill the bathtub with Evian!
Niles: Half the time she'd just get a new dog!


"Frasier: Father of the Bride (#7.2)" (1999)
Frasier: [about Donny] He's nothing but a hopeless romantic.
[He opens the door to Donny, who is on his cell phone]
Donny Douglas: Any idiot knows you've got to pay a hooker in cash! I'm at a meeting, I'll call you later, bye.
[hangs up]
Donny Douglas: I've got this client, he's in the middle of a divorce, right? And his wife finds all these charges from this place called "Executive Match." It turns out to be a call girl service. When she gets through with him she'll have his house, his car, she'd have his beach house too if I hadn't already taken it. Women!


"Frasier: Shutout in Seattle: Part 2 (#6.24)" (1999)
Donny Douglas: Oh! You found your ring.
Daphne Moon: What... you knew it was gone?
Donny Douglas: Well, Daphne, when your fiancée gives you a hug with a chicken on her hand, then bells go off.


"Frasier: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2 (#7.24)" (2000)
Daphne: [Niles has just told her he loves her] Dr. Crane, you shouldn't say such things.
Niles: It's the truth. Lord knows, I have tried to deny it, tried to pretend that I am over you, but not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Your smile, your beautiful eyes, what it would be like to hold your hands and ask you the question I never dared ask!
Donny Douglas: [entering suddenly] What's the difference between a blister and a boil?


"Frasier: Hot Pursuit (#7.18)" (2000)
Donny Douglas: Where's Daphne? I got this little gift for her.
Niles: Oh, a John Deere cap. How... could you?
Donny Douglas: Oh, no, I'm just giving it to her to see her pretend to like it. Then I'm gonna give her a bracelet.


"Frasier: The Fight Before Christmas (#7.11)" (1999)
Donny Douglas: [after hearing about Niles's break-up] Did you talk about moving in together, making any long-term plans?
Niles: This is really bringing out the lawyer in you, isn't it?
Donny Douglas: The bartender, actually. I was just wondering how big a drink to make you.


"Frasier: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (#7.23)" (2000)
Daphne: Dr Crane, you shouldn't say such things.
Niles: It's the truth. Lord knows, I have tried to deny it - tried to pretend that I'm over you - but not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Your smile, your beautiful eyes, what it would be like to hold your hands and ask you the question I never dared ask...
Donny Douglas: [suddenly bursting in the room] What's the difference between a blister and a boil?