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: I have an opportunity to purchase an orangutan act. Dr. Frasier Crane
: [to Cliff, under his breath
] Did he say purchase or join?
: What is the most disgusting thing I can eat in my next commercial? Annie Tortelli
: Ribs. Nick Tortelli
: Ribs? What's so disgusting about me eating ribs? Annie Tortelli
: Obviously you've never seen yourself eat them.
: Hello, Sweetcakes. You been thinking about me? Diane Chambers
: Only during flea and tick season.
: [to Diane
] Say the word, Blondie, and we can happen. Diane Chambers
] I'd rather be the love toy of a Greek army battalion. Nick Tortelli
: Who wouldn't? But dreaming gets you nowhere.