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Nanette Guzman (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Frasier: Don Juan in Hell: Part 2 (#9.2)" (2001)
[On a getaway at a rustic cabin, Frasier has a hallucination of his three previous girlfriends]
Nanette: Before Frasier sold out, we dreamed of having a home like this, where we'd be close to nature and need nothing except the food we'd grow ourselves and the warmth of each other's arms.
Lilith: [drily] It's a wonder that marriage didn't work out.
Diane Chambers: [aside to Lilith] She was probably great in the sack.
Nanette: Actually, I made a lot of distracting noises.

Nanette: You left him, too!
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, I had no choice. Perhaps you heard? I died?

Lilith: Excuse me, the definitive study was done five years later at Cambridge.
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, excuse me for not keeping up, I was busy being dead.
Nanette: That's her excuse for everything!
Hester Rose Crane: Don't you have a tambourine to bang?
Diane Chambers: [to Nanette] Don't feel bad, she tried to kill me once.
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, not this paranoia again!
Diane Chambers: You had a gun!

Lilith: Failure is a result, Frasier, not a cause, try to focus on the core.
Dr. Frasier Crane: Maybe there is no core. Maybe fate is just conspiring against me! Have you ever considered that?
Lilith: No, there's no such thing as fate.
Nanette: Ha! If that were true, there'd be no such thing as astrology!

"Frasier: Caught in the Act (#11.15)" (2004)
Nanny G: Frasier, if you knew how bored I am, being "Nanny Gee." How trapped I feel...
Frasier: You have a wonderful career.
Nanny G: But nothing ever changes! Do you have any idea what it's like to play the same character for twenty years?

Frasier: Nanette!
Nanny G: God, I could throw you down on this floor right now and...
[sees the rest]
Nanny G: Hi!
Frasier: Here, let me take your wrap...
Daphne: [aside to Martin] Isn't she the children's entertainer?
Martin: Yeah, SpongeBob Hotpants.