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: What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didn't think about that, did you. In the end it's easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.
: What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!
: Maybe we should've robbed your house. You ever think of that? Dignan
: You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!
: They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.
: Wha - why is there tape on your nose? Dignan
: [points to Bob
] He's out.
[points to Anthony
: And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang!
: Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.
: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man. Anthony
: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? Kumar
: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man. Dignan
: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
: We'll get him. We'll get him. Man, dont worry about that, we'll get him. And when we do, we'll blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob's fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, you're gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause I'm furious at Bob.
: Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go! Bob
: Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me. Dignan
: Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go! Bob
: Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows... Dignan
: Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard? Bob
: Dignan, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car. Dignan
: That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here.
: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house? Dignan
: Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.
: Pointless act! You don't give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable! That, I don't forgive! What were you thinking? What were you thinking?
: On the run from Johnny Law... ain't no trip to Cleveland.
Guy in bathroom
: Hey, you're in the Army, yes? Dignan
: No, I just have short hair.
: Fact: Dignan, the picture's not doing it for me right now. Dignan
: Well does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?
: You, my dear friend, are a damn fool.
: Who'd you get to do that? Did you bribe a janitor?
: A bigger bag, you idiot! Book Store Manager
: Don't call me an idiot, you punk! Dignan
: Can... do you have a... do you have bigger bags... for atlases or dictionaries... uhh, Sir?
: Why aren't you over there right now? Dignan
: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.
: Why are you here right now? You're always at lunch at this time! Workers
: Not always. Dignan
: Yes! Always!
: Ain't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?
: Grace thinks I'm a failure. Dignan
: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?
: Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!
: How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?
: Little kids are really cute. She is a cute little kid.
Bob to Dignan & Anthony
: Can I get you guys something to drink? Dignan
: Uh yeah, I'll have a Tom Collins.
: Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!
: Who's that man? Dignan
: That's Applejack, come on Kumar!
: So is Mr. Henry coming to se me or... Anthony
: Well, I don't think so Dignan. He actually robbed Bob's house. Dignan
: You're kidding! Wow. I almost robbed that place myself.
: Who tripped the alarm, man? Anthony
: It's the fire alarm! Dignan
: Who tripped the fire alarm? Anthony
: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THIS FUCKING SMOKE!
: I'm paying attention. Dignan
: GODDAMNIT! Your not paying attention if you're messin' around with the gun!
: [stops playing pinball
] You took the earrings, Dignan? You took em.
[leaves the drug store
: Well, you know, it's my fault. It's like, ultimately, Anthony, when are you gonna learn? Dignan
: Man, you got another ball. Should I play your game? Anthony
] The list, Dignan. I know you remember the list cause you signed it. You signed the things Dignan's not supposed to touch. Dignan
: The thing is I can't be sorting through all that shit in the middle of a burglary. Anthony
: Hey, hey, I don't care, okay? I bought the earrings for my mother on her birthday. I went down, I picked em out myself. Dignan
: Hey, one thing is, every valuable item in the house was on that list. Anthony
: Hey, maybe, we should've robbed your house. Did you ever think of that? No, I bet that never crossed your mind.
: It was... It was - it's landscaping, not just mowing. Anthony
: Hey man, don't listen to that guy. Dignan
: I don't know, sometimes I... I mean I'm not always as confident as I look. Anthony
: Did you see what he had on? Dignan
: Yeah, it was pretty cool.
: Let's get lucky.
: I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.
: Everybody wants to know what's next. May I enjoy this moment?
: Man, that was a great driving. Seriously, that was a really good driving. Okay? 183 dollars, pretty god rob. Good driving.
: And who comes up with the plan? Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Anthony. Dicks. Fuckers.
: Let's get lucky.
: [Opening lines
] Where's Huggy Bear? Anthony
: Dignan, he's not there, Huggy Bear is not in every single episode. Dignan
: Wait a second, running to different payphones? What the hell is that all about? Anthony
: That's what I'm trying to explain to you. Dignan
: See sometimes, Anthony, you can have a dream of an episode, and then you think that it actually happened. Anthony
: No, Dignan it's a real episode. The killer's leading them across the city by calling different payphones.
: 8 dollars. Dignan
: That's not bad.
: If it's that easy, how come everyone ain't doing it? Bob Hanson
: Good question.
: If we want a gun, just to intimidate someone... Temple
: No, you don't want to do that. That's suicidal. You don't intimidate people with guns you shoot people with guns.