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: Hey look this guy has a website that gets 1 million hits a day, he can sink a movie faster than Stephan Dorf. Shauna
: Hey watch it asshole that's my client.
: Just look at the guy like a prom date. You buy him a corsage, he'll at least give you a handjob.
: You are in four scenes, and you expect me to get you a magazine cover? Johnny Chase
: Scarlet Jo wasn't even on screen in Her, and she got a cover. Shauna
: If you had her tits, I could get you a cover.
: You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill. Shauna
: Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat, little horny fucks and the women that despise him. Johnny Drama
: *snickers* Shauna
: What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings.
: I'm a publicist, Eric, not David Blaine.
: I'm just saying be discreet... No hand-holding at the Grove. No canoodling on Melrose. Vincent Chase
: Canoodling? Shauna
: No finger-banging her courtside at the Lakers game...