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: Melinda, it's so great to see you. Melinda Clarke
: You too! You look fabulous. Mrs. Ari
: Thank you. Melinda Clarke
: Being a housewife certainly agrees with you. Mrs. Ari
: And playing a raging bitch on TV certainly agrees with you. You're so natural.
: [on the phone
] I was trying to sleep actually. Mrs. Ari
: I'm surprised you can with 25 naked men running around our pool. Ari Gold
: [to Vince
] Shit. I don't know who's more dead - me or fucking Lloyd.
: [in bed
] What time is it? Ari Gold
: I don't know, my cock doesn't wear a watch.
: [at couples therapy
] I ask for one hour out of day for his undevided attention, and I can't even have that. Ari Gold
: You can have it if you want to live in Agoura fucking Hills and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership and you want nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday!
: Baby. Mrs. Ari
: Yeah? Ari Gold
: I woke up with wood. Mrs. Ari
: And why is that my problem?
: It's 2 AM. You sat down to watch this movie at midnight. Ari Gold
: I'm mentally prepping. I'm gonna start now. Wanna join me? Mrs. Ari
: You said I couldn't. Ari Gold
: Well you can blow me through it in case it sucks.
[Ari's wife and kids are leading Ari outside to surprise him with a Ferari
] Mrs. Ari
: Okay, stop now. Open your eyes. Ari Gold
: Fuck me! Jonah Gold
: Daddy! Ari Gold
: I'm sorry buddy I'm sorry, but holy sh... Mrs. Ari
: [about reprising her role on Young and the Restless
] Tell me that I will be pretty, as pretty as the day I left the show. Ari Gold
: Well, you left the show when you were 25 and now they shoot everything in hi-def.
: Could I have the car keys please? Ari Gold
: Come on! There's a cab stand at fucking Yukka! Mrs. Ari
: Give me the fucking keys! Ari Gold
: [hands over the keys
] Drop me off?
: Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember, you always have a chance to get it back. Ari Gold
: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't.