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: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised
] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption! Mickey
: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder
] Now. Reverend Flavel
: CLEARLY I say this to thee... Commissioner Hurley
: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch! Commissioner Couch
: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours! Commissioner Hurley
: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%. Mayor Abernathy
: Look at that snatch! Woman at Rally
: Oh My God!
] Little Girl
: Oh, Mother. Commissioner Couch
: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS? Reverend Flavel
: [to Mayor
] You Scum! Mayor Abernathy
: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!
[audience starts booing loudly
: Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd! The Flock Members
: SO SAYETH THE FLOCK! Reverend Flavel
: And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter? Carter
: [very angry at this point
] Get the Flock out of here!
[the students all start cheering
] Reverend Flavel
: This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!