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: Hey waiter! Put shit-face's drink here on Commissioner Gebhart's bill! For piss-sake he's up for re-election next week, you think he needs this shit?
: Pee Wee it's not that bad, just tell the guys that you called up all the girls in your harem and none of them wanted to do it with all those jerks. Pee Wee
: I bet you would. Wendy
: I don't have a harem. Pee Wee
: That's not what I heard.
: Do you know how I got my reputation? Pee Wee
: How? Wendy
: In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around...the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.
: My tit! YOU BROKE MY TIT! I'm gonna sue you!
: Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel? Pee Wee
: How does what feel? Mickey
: Getting laid. Pee Wee
: Same as it always feels. Mickey
: I don't believe it. Tommy
: Never again. Pee Wee
: What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida. Mickey
: Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old rosy palm. Pee Wee
: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else. Pee Wee
: [after the guys laugh
] Now that she's had me, what's left? Mickey
: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee. Pee Wee
: Well, what did she tell you? Tommy
: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes. Billy
: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here. Pee Wee
: Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this. Wendy
: [walks by passively
] Hi, boys. Mickey
: [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee
] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee. Tommy
: Yeah, she's rabid. Pee Wee
: She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here. Tommy
: That's what she said about you on the bus. Pee Wee
: Oh man, the girl's my slave.
: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Meat
: Everybody in town, from what I hear.
: [answering the phone behind the counter at the roadside diner
] Deadbeats. Pee Wee Morris
: [into pay phone, disguising his voice
] Hello. Hi. I'm lookin' for a friend of mine. He's s'posed to be there. Wendy
: Uh, what's his name? Pee Wee Morris
: His name's Michael Hunt... uh Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike. Wendy
: Mike Hunt? Okay, just hang on a minute.
[raising her voice to address the patrons
: Is Mike Hunt here?
[Pee Wee laughs
: Is Mike Hunt here?
[several patrons begin to snicker
: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
[patrons begin to cackle uncontrollably
: Practically everybody in town, from what I hear.
: Oh, Pee-wee, you little prick! And I do mean that. Literally.
[Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library
: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion. Beulah Balbricker
: They all had BONERS! Wendy Williams
: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!