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: My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.
: So is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?
: I'm not like you, I don't need to do what you do with guys. Gina
: Oh, I see, not like me, the turbo-slut.
: Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't FUCKING WARREN! Eddie
: His name isn't Warren. Corey
: His name isn't Warren. Berko
: His name isn't Warren. Mark
: I thought his name was Warren?
: I guess nobody really has it all together, huh? Corey
: No. Debra
: I feel like I should welcome you to the neighborhood or something. Anyway, did you really want to do Rex Manning in the count-out room? Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe? 'Oh Rexy stop that. You're so sexy.' Corey
: Why are you being so nice to me? Debra
: Let's save our Hallmark moment.
[Debra comes out to take over from Corey with her newly shaved head
: Why'd you do that? Debra
: Just your typical nutty teenager in America...
[Debra lifts her arm to reveal her bandaged wrist
: Oh! Before you guys hear all about it. Corey
: That's supposed to be a joke, right? Debra
: No. You're the joke.
: Joe, you're the best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch? Joe
: Berko's taking him his lunch. Corey
: Um Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him to his face I don't think that's such a good idea. Joe
: I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine, it might be an improvement. Corey
: Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch. Joe
: Berko is. Corey
: Joe, I need to bring him his lunch. Joe
: Berko is. Corey
] I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH!
: Hi, what're you doing up here?
[Corey pushes A.J so he falls
: You listen to me! You're so special and you're so talented and you have everything it takes! You have MORE than everything it takes and you're REALLY stupid because you don't know that. And I know you don't love me anymore, and I know that I blew it but at least I know that, and if you don't go to art school and if you don't understand how special you are then you know nothing! A.J.
: Corey, I... Corey
: And I did love you, and I still... only I didn't realise that it really was love because it was more than love and it wasn't just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else and I'll never love anybody as much as you and I hate you! I hate you! A.J.
: Corey, I quit. I quit!
: I'm going to art school, in Boston. So I can be near you.