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: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it. Lana
: Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
[Lana is the prostitute Joel has hired using an alias
: Are you ready for me... Ralph?
: So is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"? Lana
: That's right. Joel Goodson
: Or a pimp? Lana
: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?
[after Joel's Princeton interview
: So, how're we doin'? Joel Goodson
: Looks like University of Illinois!
: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel. Lana
: Mmmm. I'll be needing 300 bucks... *Joel*. Joel Goodson
: You're kidding. Lana
: No, I don't believe that I am. Joel Goodson
: Well, uh, it's just that I don't have that much here in the house. Lana
: How much do you have? Joel Goodson
: I have 50 dollars. Lana
: 50 dollars? What are we going to do about this, Joel? Joel Goodson
: I don't know.
] Joel Goodson
: Could I send it to you? Lana
] Could you *send* it to me? Joel Goodson
: [long pause
] I, uh, have a bond at the bank. I could go cash that. Lana
: I'm not real good at waiting. Joel Goodson
: I'll be quick.
: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing. Lana
: What's wrong with that? Joel Goodson
: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
: What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days? No charge.
: I'm really trying to be, friends with you. But, I'd appreciate it, if you'd stop laying these little judgments on me, while you're leaning on your daddy's $40,000 car.