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: Why do you look like E.T.? Mui
: You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes.
: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!
: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
: [to an enraged Hooking Leg
] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul. Hooking Leg (Second Brother)
: Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
[picks up a cleaver
[talking to a TV camera
: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.
: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster
] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful! Golden Leg Fung
: I'm the referee! I won't stop them! Sing
: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die! Golden Leg Fung
: [blows his whistle
] You! Out of the game! Sing
: Have you gone nuts? Golden Leg Fung
: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league! Sing
: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war! Golden Leg Fung
: The final soccer game is a war.
: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
: I said... that's no way to kick. Golden Leg Fung
: You think you can do better? Sing
: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.
: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?
Team Gangster Player
: My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. Sing
: Can't she wait till the game's over?