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: Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something? Ray-Ray
: No. Calvin
: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?
: Who drank my goddamn apple juice? Calvin
: Whoa! Terri, stop cussing. This ain't Def Comedy Jam!
: You see that? That right there is Oprah's house.
: [Hustling his goods
] DVDs! CDs! Calvin
: Not today, man... Ray-Ray
: Got Cristal, MoÎt! Whatever you want, man!
: Got dat new DMX, baby!
: Let me tell you somethin'... you will *never* own a Black barbershop! Isaac
: I will if I want to. Terri
: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can own a Black barbershop... Calvin
: Wait a minute..."ribs better than Black people?" Jimmy
: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic! Dinka
: Tony Roma is delicious! I don't see White or Black... I just see red sauce on everyt'ing!
: [after receiving tragic news
] These kids like killing each other! They like that shit! Man, this is the fuckin' Southside. This "cease fire" shit is over!
: [to Jay
] Jay look at me come back in an hour, come back in an hour I'll take care of your Bill.
: Welcome to Calvin's. If you like it, you pay. If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway.
: [voice over
] This is the town I love, a neighborhood of family and friends. And right here at the heart of it all is where everyone comes together: the barbershop.
: [voice over
] In every neighborhood there's a place folks gets together to talk about their dreams, to share their frustrations, and maybe even tell a joke or two. It's a home away from home, and these aren't just friends, they're family.