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: So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem. Minerva Mayflower
: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin! Hudson Hawk
: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter... Minerva Mayflower
: ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris. Hudson Hawk
: As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin? Darwin Mayflower
: Shut up, you're going to make me lose my train of thought!
] Minerva Mayflower
: Bunny, ball ball.
: Waldo, 100 million clams! Yes! Auctioneer
: That's 100 millon dollars to Mr. Darwin Mayflower. Minerva Mayflower
: 100 million and one, Waldo! Auctioneer
: Fantastic! 100 million dollars and one. Darwin Mayflower
: Outbid by mine own wench! Quelle bummere! Minerva Mayflower
: Don't hate me baby!
: Darwin, this is supposed to be torture, not therapy.
: Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?' But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality. Darwin Mayflower
: Oh yes! If De Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwaved sushi, naked in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. The project of his life is now toy of mine. History... Tradition... Culture... are not concepts. These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!