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Nora Wells (Character)
from Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Death to Smoochy (2002)
Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit!
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!

[Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora]
Nora: That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.
Randolph: And limber.

Nora: You're here to sell sugar and plastic.

Sheldon: You work for Kidnet? Are you serious?
Nora: As a heart attack.

Randolph: Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?
Sheldon: Hey, watch your mouth mister!
Nora: What experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.
Randolph: Please, it's small but, it's fierce!

Nora: We know you didn't kill Spinner so just cool your jets.
Randolph: Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my fucking ass. I'm like a god damn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's ass - aisle three.

Randolph: What about Wally the Whale?
Sheldon: Laura, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?
Randolph: There she blows!
Sheldon: I don't believe this is happening. I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.
Nora: Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie.

Nora: I'm telling you, Stokes cut some kind of deal with Buggy for the Smoochy slot
Sheldon: Wait a minute, Buggy Ding-Dong? The host of "Buggy's Bumpy Railroad"?
Nora: Yeah, until he discovered the joys of Turkish black mule heroin.
Sheldon: That doesn't make any sense. Why would Stokes want to replace Smoochy with some smack addict?
Nora: I don't know.
Sheldon: Oh, man. Someone toss me a beach towel, cause my head is swimmin'!