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Little Enos Burdette (Character)
from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

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Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
[Regarding The Bandit in a hammock]
Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.

Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...

Bandit: Cledus, get the money.
Cledus Snow: Yeah, how 'bout the money?
Little Enos: How 'bout double or nothin'?
Cledus Snow: How 'bout forgettin' it?
Bandit: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
Little Enos: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
Carrie: You're on.
Bandit: Uh, you're on.
Big Enos: In 18 hours?
Bandit: You're still on.
Cledus Snow: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!

Bandit: New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.
[watches as Little Enos begins counting out money]
Bandit: Speedy car.
[watches as Little Enos counts out more money]
Bandit: Speedier than that.
Little Enos: [mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.

Bandit: [Speaking to Big Enos] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?
Little Enos: Because he's thirsty, dummy!

Big Enos: Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.
Little Enos: Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit.

Little Enos: [Looking at Bandit's truck] Egotistical son of a bitch.
Big Enos: Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.
Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

Little Enos: Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.
Big Enos Burdette: I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.