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: Well, go girl, go! Carrie
: [She is driving
] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!
: I think I just went 10-100. Bandit
: Well that's Better than 10-200. Carrie
: [a little flustered
] Yes that's true.
[they both laugh
: [commenting on Carrie's legs
] Well, Cowboys love fat calves. Carrie
: They're not fat! Bandit
: Well, they're bigger then mine. Carrie
: Do we really wanna talk about legs? Bandit
: Well, one of us does. Otherwise we... Carrie
: Smart ass.
: You have a great profile. Bandit
: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side. Carrie
: Well, at least we agree on something. Bandit
: Yeah. We both like half of my face.
: What the hell was that? Carrie
: A left. Or a half a U.
: I think I'm in love with your belt buckle.
: Don't you ever take off that hat? Bandit
: I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only. Carrie
: Take your hat off.
[Bandit looks stunned
: If you want to... Bandit
: I want to.
: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it. Bandit
: And? Carrie
: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother! Bandit
: Well, at least he kept it in the family.
: Cledus, get the money. Cledus Snow
: Yeah, how 'bout the money? Little Enos
: How 'bout double or nothin'? Cledus Snow
: How 'bout forgettin' it? Bandit
: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'? Little Enos
: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy. Carrie
: You're on. Bandit
: Uh, you're on. Big Enos
: In 18 hours? Bandit
: You're still on. Cledus Snow
: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
[Bandit has just used a broken bridge to jump a river
: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something! Bandit
: [still shaking
] Then jump me!
: Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? Bandit
] Yes it would... He was taking a 10-100 Carrie
: Well that's better than a 10-*2*00
: [after being given the handle of "Frog" by Bandit
] Why? Bandit
: Because you're always hoppin around. And kinda you're cute, like a frog. And I'd like ta jump ya.
: What's a Texas county mounty doing in Arkansas? Cledus Snow
: I don't know. Carrie
: I don't know.
[Bandit looks at her
: I don't know! Bandit
: [on the CB
] Well who the heck knows? Cledus Snow
: I really don't know.
: [Bandit and Frog walking through the wooded area
] When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are. Carrie
: Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit. Bandit
: And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog.
: Let's face it, Sinatra sang "My Way" and you sang "Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial".
: I'm the only guy in the world who could drink up a Trans-Am. Carrie
: Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6-pack? 'Bandit'
: Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself.
: I didn't take Charlotte to Texas. Carrie
: You didn't? 'Bandit'
: No. Carrie
: What about Big Enos? 'Bandit'
: Let him get his own elephant. Carrie
: What about the money? 'Bandit'
: I blew it. But we can still make it. Carrie
: Have you got more than a dollar? 'Bandit'
: Yeah. Carrie
: In cash? 'Bandit'
: Yeah. Carrie
: Then that's good enough.
: [Gets angry at Bo and storms out of club ,he follows
] That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines!... And if you're a real good boy,they'll give you a Tonight Show enema! 'Bandit'
: [Confused by her attitude
] What is the matter? Carrie
: [Ignores him and concludes before leaving
] ... and if you weren't so dumb,they'd put you on Cross-Wits!