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: Damn Mom, I've got my headgear on! Caroline
] Will you wake up? The Geek
: [opens eyes
] Where the hell am I? Caroline
: I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are. The Geek
: I'm Farmer Ted. Caroline
: You're in the parking lot across the street from my church. The Geek
: You own a church?
[Caroline is very drunk
: Who's he? Jake
: That's me. Caroline
: Who are you? Jake
: I'm him. Caroline
: Oh, okay.
: [takes item from Caroline
] Thank you. Caroline
: [laughs drunkenly
] Now we're both on the pill. The Geek
[spits it out
] The Geek
: You gave me a birth control pill? Do you have any idea what that will do to a guy my age?
: [while drunk
] You're such a poop.
: [At the dance, about to go to Jake's house
] God, I love it when your parents are out of town. I fantasize that I'm your wife, and we're the richest, most popular adults in town. I owe all my great weekends to you. Caroline
: [She pauses, upset that Jake isn't excited
] What's your problem? Jake
: What? Caroline
: You've been acting weird all night. Are you screwing around? Jake
: Me? Are you crazy? Caroline
: I don't know, Jake. I'm getting strange signals. Jake
: Well, they're not comin' from me. Everything's fine. Don't have a cow. Caroline
: Okay. Just remember one thing. I can name a hundred guys who'd kill to love me. Jake
: Is that a threat? Caroline
: It's a fact, Jake.