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: Crosby, what's it gonna do? Newton Crosby
: Howard it's hard to say, it's malfunctioning, it may not do anything. Skroeder
: But it COULD decide to blow away anything that moves, couldn't it? COULDN'T IT CROSBY?
: Crosby, we're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot. Newton Crosby
: Stat? Howard Marner
: Stat! Newton Crosby
: What does that mean, anyway? Howard Marner
: I don't know. But that's not the point.
: ...and I'm going to need some Hueys. Howard Marner
: Some what? Skroeder
: HELICOPTERS, Howard. Jesus Christ! Howard Marner
: I thought they were choppers. Skroeder
: Well, now they're called Hueys. Howard Marner
: Well, why wasn't I notified?
: What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one? Benjamin Jabituya
: Nun soup?
: What the hell does it need input for? Newton Crosby
: I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position. Howard Marner
: That's a simple function. Newton Crosby
: Can you triangulate YOUR position, Howard? Howard Marner
: No. Newton Crosby
: Well, then - there you go!
: Hey! Who told you you could take Number One? Newton Crosby
: Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five - this is the best weapon we could have. Howard Marner
: Great. Great. So, instead of 11 million dollars on the loose - we're gonna have twenty-two. Ben Jabituya
: And plus, we are needing gas money.
: Don't tell me its laser is still armed. Ben Jabituya
: Where is he? I need him! Stat! Ben Jabituya
: Excuse me, sir? Crosby? He is hiding in the toilet, sir. Howard Marner
: Public relations is everybody's job. Ben Jabituya
: He's saying that the crowds, they are making him dog sick, sir... Howard Marner
: Look, he's supposed to be here, I want him here, I *pay* him to be here. Ben Jabituya
: Well, the last time I'm seeing him, he is busy womiting, sir. Howard Marner
: Well, clean him up and send him out, to hobnob. Stat!
: No, I'm sure we'll all agree that Dr Crosby has designed a weapon which will keep our world safe for all time. Newton Crosby
: Howard, what's so safe about blowing people up?
: "Unable. Malfunction." Howard Marner
: How can it refuse to turn itself off? Skroeder
: Maybe it's pissed off. Newton Crosby
: It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes. Newton Crosby
, Ben Jabituya
: [in unison
] It just runs programs. Howard Marner
: It usually runs programs.
[after Number 5 is seemingly destroyed
] Now that, my friend, is how you kick ass! Howard Marner
: Years of research are down the tubes, and you're happy as a pig in slops. Skroeder
] Just doing my job, sir. Howard Marner
: Maybe from now on you can do it somewhere else.
: [On CB
] Crosby, it's Howard. If you don't have my van back in 15 minutes...!
[Number 5 blows up CB
: [to Newton; screaming hysterically, banging his fists on the table
] I AM NOT HAVING THIS ANYMORE, CROSBY! IT WAS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU HAD TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE!