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: Crosby, what's it gonna do? Newton Crosby
: Howard it's hard to say, it's malfunctioning, it may not do anything. Skroeder
: But it COULD decide to blow away anything that moves, couldn't it? COULDN'T IT CROSBY?
: ...and I'm going to need some Hueys. Howard Marner
: Some what? Skroeder
: HELICOPTERS, Howard. Jesus Christ! Howard Marner
: I thought they were choppers. Skroeder
: Well, now they're called Hueys. Howard Marner
: Well, why wasn't I notified?
: What the hell does it need input for? Newton Crosby
: I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position. Howard Marner
: That's a simple function. Newton Crosby
: Can you triangulate YOUR position, Howard? Howard Marner
: No. Newton Crosby
: Well, then - there you go!
: "Unable. Malfunction." Howard Marner
: How can it refuse to turn itself off? Skroeder
: Maybe it's pissed off. Newton Crosby
: It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes. Newton Crosby
, Ben Jabituya
: [in unison
] It just runs programs. Howard Marner
: It usually runs programs.
[after Number 5 is seemingly destroyed
] Now that, my friend, is how you kick ass! Howard Marner
: Years of research are down the tubes, and you're happy as a pig in slops. Skroeder
] Just doing my job, sir. Howard Marner
: Maybe from now on you can do it somewhere else.
: [after watching Crosby disassemble Number 5
] What the hell is the matter with you, you four-eyed idiot? Newton Crosby
: [mumbling to himself
] What an asshole. Skroeder
] I heard that!
: Let me tell you something. I don't like those NOVA guys any more than you do. In fact, I don't care if they ever get Number 5 back. But I wanna see it. Stephanie Speck
: If I show you where he is, do I have your word: You will not experiment on him, you will not flip the switches, and you will not take him apart? Newton Crosby
: Absolutely. You have my word. Stephanie Speck
: Okay. He's out back. I'll take you to him. Skroeder
: [walks up to them
] Well, while you're at it, young lady, you can take me, too. Newton Crosby
] Skroeder! Skroeder
: Terrific job, Crosby. Thanks for the help. Newton Crosby
: No. I had nothing to do with this! Stephanie Speck
: You bastard! You're a liar!