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: [reading the note in Herbie's glove box
] "Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problems, he will help you solve them." Great, a fortune cookie on wheels.
: [seeing Herbie with a lovestruck expression after he sees a brand new Volkswagen Beetle
] Herbie, she's too young for you.
: I'm being carjacked by my own car!
: It wasn't me, it was Herbie. Kevin
: Herbie is a *car*.
: Anyway, I thought I'd come back to start our road trip early. Maggie Peyton
: Slight problem. I promised I'd meet a friend out in the desert. Charisma
: Why? Are you burying a body?
: I didn't do that. It was the car. Maggie Peyton
: His name is Herbie. Crash
: That's a ridiculous na...
[as Crash almost said 'name', Herbie's seat ejected and ridded Crash, for his remark. Crash landed into a crowd
: You don't understand. That's my car out there. Jimmy D.
: Well, now, you parked it in the wrong place.