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: [talking to Monty
] So... you know how when you're walking by a group of people, and you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranod, self- conscious feeling that maybe they're laughing about you, when they're really not? Well in your case, they really are.
[blows kiss exasperatedly
: Have you talked to him about it? Amy
: No, I'm playing hard to get. Serena
: Oh, but haven't you slept with him like the past five nights? Amy
: Well, not *real* hard to get.
: Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt. Serena
: Yeah and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.
: [to Monty
] The only real pleasure I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy. Amy
: It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense. Serena
: So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are.
[blows kiss and walks away; long pause
: God, I love her.
: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin! Serena
: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?