Eddie Moscone
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Eddie Moscone (Character)
from Midnight Run (1988)

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Midnight Run (1988)
Jack Walsh: Where am I? I'm in Boise, Idaho. No, no, no, wait a minute, I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, no, wait, I'm in Casper, Wyoming. I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation.
Eddie Moscone: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jack Walsh: I am not talking to you, I am talking to the other guys.
Eddie Moscone: What other guys?
Jack Walsh: Well, let me describe the scene to you. There are these guys, see? They've probably been up for like two days. They stink of B.O., they have coffee breath, they're constipated from sittin' on their asses for so long, they're sitting in a van, and they're probably parked right up the street from your office, Eddie. YOUR PHONE IS TAPPED!

Eddie Moscone: Let's go have some breakfast.
Jack Walsh: I don't eat breakfast.
Eddie Moscone: Well then have an early lunch, let's go!

Eddie Moscone: If you bring him in, I'll give you what I'm giving Walsh.
Marvin Dorfler: Yeah, what's that?
Eddie Moscone: Twenty-five thousand. But you gotta bring him in before Friday midnight or the deal's off!
Marvin Dorfler: Don't worry, Eddie. For twenty-five grand I'll bring him in on a silver platter!
Eddie Moscone: Bring him in any way you want, just bring him!

Eddie Moscone: I'm goin' over to Chen Lu's for breakfast, I'll talk to you about it over there.
Jack Walsh: Can I get my money first?
Eddie Moscone: Of course. What, do you think I was gonna try to stiff you?
Jack Walsh: You? Never. You would never try to stiff me.
Eddie Moscone: Do I detect some kind of sarcasm here?
Jack Walsh: Never.
Eddie Moscone: Where have I inherited this reputation? I have never done business with anybody, and Jerry is my witness, that I have ever, ever, ever... has that phone ever rang... has that phone ever rang with a complaint about me? Never... Never! So let's go, I'll buy you some breakfast.

Eddie Moscone: What happened to the goddamn plane?
Jack Walsh: [Uneasy] He doesn't like to fly.
Eddie Moscone: He doesn't like to fly? What the fuck does that mean? Listen to me, Jack. You've gotta be here in less than two and a half fuckin' days! A half a million dollars of my money... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE?
Jack Walsh: Eddie, Eddie, I swear to God, don't start with me or so help me, I will shoot him and dump him in a fuckin' swamp!
[Mardukas looks frightened but Jack shakes his head at him as in "not really"]

Eddie Moscone: [on the phone with Jack] Where the hell are you?
Jack Walsh: Where am I? I'm at the airport! And guess who I'm with? I'm with the Duke!
Eddie Moscone: [raises his voice excitedly] You got him! Oh! You got him, Jack! I love you!
Jack Walsh: Yeah, you wanna say hello?
Eddie Moscone: Yeah, put him on.
Jack Walsh: Yeah, say hello!
[gives the receiver to Jon]
Jonathan Mardukas: Hello.
Eddie Moscone: Hello, you son of a bitch! We got you, you son of a bitch!
Jack Walsh: [gets back on] Yeah! Now say goodbye, you lying little piece of shit, because I'm letting him go!
[hangs up]
Eddie Moscone: [jiggling the switch hook on his phone, starting to panic] Jack?

Midnight Runaround (1994) (TV)
Eddie Moscone: You do business with Marvin, you hate yourself.

Midnight Run for Your Life (1994) (TV)
Jack Walsh: Hello, Eddie.
Eddie Moscone: Jack! What are you doin' here?
Jack Walsh: Oh, I just dropped off you hop-head. Where's my money?
Eddie Moscone: Jack, I can't talk business now. I have this thing.
Jack Walsh: What- What thing?
Eddie Moscone: This thing with this guy, it's complicated. I can't even explain.
Jack Walsh: Ah, well then I won't keep you. There you go.
[Lets Eddie leave, then stoppes him]
Eddie Moscone: Hey, Jack, what are you doin'?
Jack Walsh: Eddie, do you know the differance between a bad liar and a good one?
Eddie Moscone: Jack, you got no right to...
Jack Walsh: Specifics. See, the bad liar would say things like: "I don't have your money because I have this thing with this guy doin' this thing...
Eddie Moscone: Jack, come on, I got no time for this...
Jack Walsh: Now, the good liar, he'll use specifics, he would say: "You know, I don't have your money because I was at the Panama Canal doin' the New York Time crossword puzzel. Now, it may sound crazy but it's so specific you just have to... buy it. Did we say 800?
Eddie Moscone: 742.33
Jack Walsh: That's good, Eddie. Thats a very specific number. That's good.