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Quotes for
Wesley (Character)
from Nurse Betty (2000)

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Nurse Betty (2000)
Charlie: People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.
Wesley: You know, that's kind of catchy.
Charlie: Yeah? Well I'll make you a fucking bumper sticker.

Wesley: I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen!

Charlie: How'd they describe her?
Wesley: You know, blonde, thin, whatever.
Charlie: Slow down: blonde, thin, yeah. Did they say anything about style? Did they mention grace?

Betty: [gesturing at Wesley's meat sandwich] You sure you don't want a salad?
Wesley: You sure you want a tip when I'm done?

Charlie: Where am I, Purgatory?
Wesley: Worse, Texas!

Wesley: I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.

Wesley: This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca!

Wesley: Did you have a good time? Did you make a wish? Get in touch with your blackness? Found your Betty... well, at least where she has been hanging out.
Charlie: Where? Where is she?
Wesley: Not telling you.
Charlie: What?
Wesley: Not telling you till you straighten up. Danced around like fucking bo-jangles out there, what the fuck? This has got to stop, and I mean it!

[as Dave/George is leaving after talking with Charlie]
Wesley: Actually, there is one more thing. I kinda thought you'd be able to let me have a little talk with Jasmine.
George McCord: Well you thought wrong.
Wesley: [Grabs his arm] Hey man! It's just an autograph, it's not for me.
George McCord: Oh, it never is.
[Wesley slaps him]
Wesley: You need to learn some fucking manners!

Sherrif Eldon Ballard: I've got two kids and a dog.
Wesley: Yeah, who don't?
[punches him]

[Charlie is criticizing Wesley for scalping Betty's husband]
Wesley: Why the fuck did you mention all them Indians for?
Charlie: Jesus Christ, Wesley! If I had mentioned Ty Cobb, would you have beat him to death with a baseball bat?