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: The president and the first lady... what is that? How long has that been going on? Duane
: I can't say. Dave
: You mean, you don't know, or "you can't say"? Duane
: I can't say.
: You know, I've always wondered about you guys. You know, about how you're trained to take a bullet for the president? Duane
: What about it? Dave
: Is that really true? I mean, would you let yourself be killed to save his life? Duane
: Certainly. Dave
: So, now that means you'd get killed for me too.
[Dave shakes hands with Duane just before they part company
: Dave? Dave
: Yeah? Duane
: I would have taken a bullet for you.
[Dave looks stunned for a moment, then smiles
: Thanks, Duane.
: [entering the Oval Office
] Let's get back to work!
[bangs the desk with his hand, sits in the chair and falls over
: Whoa! Duane
: [closing the Oval Office door
] He's all right.
: Mr. President, Gary Nance is waiting in your office. Dave
: Who? Duane
: [biting on the words
] The Vice President. Dave
: What? Duane
: The *Vice President!* Dave
: Oh! I'm sorry, ever since I had the stroke I've not been hearing things right... it's like...*whooo!* Randi
: Oh my God...
: You ever think about wearing a sweater? Make you blend in more. Duane
: Sweaters make my neck look too thick. Dave
: Even a sweater vest? You could wear a tie. Duane
: You think a sweater vest would look good on me?