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Quotes for
Mike Kellerman (Character)
from "Homicide: Life on the Street" (1993)

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"Homicide: Life on the Street: Kaddish (#5.17)" (1997)
Det. John Munch: What happens to us that we forget how wonderful it is just to hold another human being's hand?
Det. Mike Kellerman: We get older.
Det. John Munch: We get older. We forget who we used to be, what we used to believe in. Love, peace, the Colts would always be in Baltimore...

Det. John Munch: Come on, do it for me just one more time, please, and I won't ask you again.
Det. Mike Kellerman: Would you give it a rest?
Det. John Munch: Just once more, please?
Det. Mike Kellerman: Oy vey iz mir, I'm so meshugenah I could plotz.
Det. John Munch: Do it again.
Det. Mike Kellerman: No.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: I've Got a Secret (#4.11)" (1996)
Det. Mike Kellerman: We've been partners for about four months: you know that I've tried to quit smoking about 50 times, you know all the sordid details about my divorce, you know that I go to sleep every night on a pillow with my favorite cartoon characters, and it never occurred to you to mention that you had a brother named Anthony, let alone a crazy brother.

Det. Meldrick Lewis: He was always doing that, trying to kill himself. And he saw me and he went to make his move, and ordinarily I'd try and stop him but that time I didn't.
Det. Mike Kellerman: You let him fall?
Det. Meldrick Lewis: He broke his hip, broke his collarbone, broke both his legs.
Det. Mike Kellerman: It's a wonder he didn't kill himself.
Det. Meldrick Lewis: Yeah, but I wished he did.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: Full Moon (#4.17)" (1996)
Det. Meldrick Lewis: [after finding a back of yellowish water in a freezer] Does this look strange to you?
Det. Mike Kellerman: Nah, just good old Baltimore City tap water.
Det. Meldrick Lewis: [shaking his head] Nah.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: Deception (#5.19)" (1997)
Det. Mike Kellerman: [as he shoots Luther Mahoney to death] You have the right to remain silent.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: Stakeout (#4.15)" (1996)
George Buxton: What happened to the other two cops? The black guy and the woman with the wild hair?
Det. Mike Kellerman: We replaced them, I'm Detective Kellerman, and this is Detective Munch.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: Map of the Heart (#4.19)" (1996)
Det. John Munch: Well, this gets to Internal, I've got a secret for them too.
Det. Mike Kellerman: You'd give me up?
Det. John Munch: On a platter, with an apple stuffed in your mouth.


"Homicide: Life on the Street: Fallen Heroes: Part 2 (#6.23)" (1998)
Det. Mike Kellerman: Do me a favor.
Det. Paul Falsone: If I can.
Det. Mike Kellerman: Give me your gun.
Det. Paul Falsone: What?
Det. Mike Kellerman: You go out, and leave me in here with your gun for a minute.
Det. Paul Falsone: I can't do that.