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: Gay or straight? John Gustafson
: Huh? Ariel Truax
: Heterosexual or homosexual? John Gustafson
: Geez Louise! Ariel Truax
: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question. John Gustafson
: Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Who-ho-ho-ho!
: John, when was the last time you made love? John Gustafson
: October 4th... 1978. Ariel Truax
: Oh, I think we're safe.
: [John is showing Ariel some family pictures
] And these two little guys? John Gustafson
: Oh! That's me and the moron. Ariel Truax
: Is that Max? John Gustafson
: Of course it's Max. He's ugly isn't he? Ariel Truax
: Aw, you mean you were friends? John Gustafson
: I was 10, and didn't know any better. Ariel Truax
: What makes two men spend most of their lives fighting? John Gustafson
: Oh? Guess. Ariel Truax
: A woman!
] Ariel Truax
: How romantic. John Gustafson
: No, it wasn't romantic at all.
: Ohh you don't know a damn things about me... Ariel Truax
: I do too! And I also know the only thing in life, that you regret, are the risks that you don't take.
: [has called for a silence in Italian
] I know my Maria, she wants nothing to do with that man
] Mama Ragetti
: . Ariel Gustafson
: Oh yeah, how would you know that? Mama Ragetti
: Because, she wants that man
] Mama Ragetti
[Maria is frustrated with her mother as she leaves in her robe. Ariel forgives John for her false accusations about him cheating on her
: I look like a... slut! Ariel Gustafson
: But a very nice slut.