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: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? Booger
: [picking his nose
] I don't know.
[Booger is teaching Takashi poker
: I think I've got a frush. Booger
: What the fuck's a frush? Takashi
: [showing his royal flush
] A *frush*. Booger
: [showing his cards
] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush. Takashi
: Oh, thank you.
: Maybe we could have robster craws. Booger
: [adjusting his shirt
] What the fuck are robster craws?
[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate
: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi
: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!
: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place? Gibert
: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.
[Brick is hurled through the window
: What was that? Gibert
: It says: "Nerds get out!" Takashi
: What is a nerd? Gibert
: *We* are.
: Harold where're you going? Lamar
: I don't know but I'd guess over to Lois. Takashi
: Are you scoing, Harold? Harold
: Well I wouldn't tell you if I was. But I'll guarantee you this much, I ain't going over there for breakfast!
: Hey. What's Trevor Gulf doing? Jeanie Humphrey
] I-I think he's mooning us. Lewis Skolnick
: That's no moon, thats the San Joquin valley
[shouts, running at Trevor as people began to react off-screen
] Lewis Skolnick
: TREVOR, NO! Takashi
: [takes photo of Trevor's mooning
] Oh! Big Smile!
: The bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding! Dudley Dawson
: How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman? Mr. Skolnick
: I could marry you. Dudley Dawson
: But I don't love you.
: Smile pretty, smile pretty.
[Takashi takes a photo with his camera
: Thank you. Lamar
: Name tags, name tags anyone? Takashi
] Right there, right there, a picture. Lamar
: Excuse me, would you like a "Hello, my name is" tag? Romeo
: How nerdy can you get?