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Quotes for
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson (Character)
from Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

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Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently]
Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Booger: This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down

Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?
Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?
Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

[Booger is teaching Takashi poker]
Takashi: I think I've got a frush.
Booger: What the fuck's a frush?
Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A *frush*.
Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.
Takashi: Oh, thank you.

Booger: I say we blow the fuckers up.

Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
Booger: ... wonder joints.

Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?

Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?
Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam: I do!
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.
Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?
Booger: I've been out combing the High Schools all day!

Booger: [on Booger's T-shirt] "Gimme' Head Till I'm Dead"

Booger: We've got bush!

[rings door buzzer]
Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?
Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...
Mail Slot Man: What do you want?
Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?
Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Booger: I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!
Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!
Booger: I thought it was for rent!
Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!
[mail flap closes]

[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate]
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Sergeant: See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery.
Booger: What's mopery?
Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.


Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992) (TV)
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: You don't eat meat! You don't do drugs! What's wrong with kids today?
Malcolm Pennington III: We've had the benefit of learning from your generation's mistakes. We believe in "Just Say No." So, with all due respect, we won't turn out like you.
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: [brief pause] Oh, well that makes sense.

[seeing Lewis get chummy with Stan Gable]
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: You've become the worst kind of nerd. A self-hating one. I remember when you were the George Washington of nerds. Now, you're more like the Benedict Arnold!

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: I'm your attorney.
Harold Skolnick: Oh, Mr. Dawson!
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: No, no, no, call me Booger.
Harold Skolnick: Certainly, Mr. Booger.
Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: No, no, not Mr. Boo... Well, no, wait a minute... I kind of like that. Mr. Booger. It's kind of distinguished.

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.: What are you guys eating? Cows eat that crap.
Steve Toyota: I like this guy already.


Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s
Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.
Booger: Very Immense Penises.
[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]

Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
[Woman slaps Booger hard]
Woman: JERK!

Harold Wormser: What do you think they are going to do?
Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.
Booger: I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.

Booger: [after walking into Snotty's room] This place is a pig sty.
Snotty: Thank you.
Booger: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Snotty: [indifferent] Fuck you. Who die and make you God?
Booger: My name's Dudley Dawson. They call me "Booger".
Snotty: Edgar Po Wong. They call me "Snotty."