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Quotes for
Stan Gable (Character)
from Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

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Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?
Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Stan Gable: Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Betty Childs: Pretty soon, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council.
Stan Gable: Yeah. And we'll be up to our armpits in nerd shit.

[Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu]
Coach Harris: Hey, Gable.
Stan Gable: Yeah, Coach.
Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!
Stan Gable: Yes, sir.

Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.
Betty Childs: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.
Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.
Betty Childs: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.
Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.
Betty Childs: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.
Stan Gable: God, Betty, you're like a goat.

Burke: Well, let's get those nerds!
Stan Gable: [screams] Nerds!
Ogre: [screams] Nerds!
Stan Gable: What are we *waiting* for?
[the angry Alpha Betas storm out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house]


Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994) (TV)
Lewis Skolnick: Stan, you are such a nerd!
Stan Gable: I sure am!

Judy: I think you're breaking out.
Stan Gable: What're you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion.
Judy: Uh-uh, I think you have the chickenpox.


Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992) (TV)
Dean Stanley Gable: Do you have the proper windshield wipers?
Harold Skolnick: Certainly. What would you like to see them do?