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: [to Booger
] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger
: [to himself
] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
: Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life. Betty Childs
: Pretty soon, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council. Stan Gable
: Yeah. And we'll be up to our armpits in nerd shit.
[Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu
] Coach Harris
: Hey, Gable. Stan Gable
: Yeah, Coach. Coach Harris
: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now! Stan Gable
: Yes, sir.
: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival
] Hi, Betty. Betty Childs
: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd. Lewis
: You have to. I paid my money. Betty Childs
: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty
] It's time for my break. Stan Gable
: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead
] Kiss this, nerd. Betty Childs
: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny. Stan Gable
: God, Betty, you're like a goat.
: Well, let's get those nerds! Stan Gable
] Nerds! Ogre
] Nerds! Stan Gable
: What are we *waiting* for?
[the angry Alpha Betas storm out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house
: Stan, you are such a nerd! Stan Gable
: I sure am!
: I think you're breaking out. Stan Gable
: What're you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion. Judy
: Uh-uh, I think you have the chickenpox.
Dean Stanley Gable
: Do you have the proper windshield wipers? Harold Skolnick
: Certainly. What would you like to see them do?