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: How's my unborn grandson? Lewis Skolnick
: You mean you're unborn fetal son?
: The bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding! Dudley Dawson
: How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman? Mr. Skolnick
: I could marry you. Dudley Dawson
: But I don't love you.
: You've really got the pedal to the metal, don't you, son? Lewis Scolnick
: Yeah, I do, Dad. I've got the cruise control locked in at 35. Mr. Scolnick
: Tell you what. Kick it up to 37. Let's live dangerously. Lewis Scolnick
: We're college men now, right? Mr. Skolnick
[Mr. Skolnick lighty punches Gilbert