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Miss Yvonne (Character)
from "Pee-wee's Playhouse" (1986)

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"Pee-wee's Playhouse: Fire in the Playhouse (#4.2)" (1989)
Fireman Frank: [to the other firefighters] Okay, We will see you back in the station.
[to the cast]
Fireman Frank: Hello, I am Fireman Derrick. Everybody allright?
Everybody: Uh-Huh?
Fireman Frank: Great! Fortunately, There wasn't a fire. Just a lot of smoke. Smoking can be as dangerous. Here is how it started
[Show them the burned homemade loaf of bread]
Miss Yvonne: OH, NO! MY BREAD!
Fireman Frank: I'm sorry. I love homemade bread.
Pee-wee Herman: Gee, Derrick. I wonder how could a bread burn like this?
Fireman Frank: Well, Everything can burn like this at 700 degrees.
Miss Yvonne: [GASPS] 700 degrees? But I set the oven to 350. Didn't I, Pee-Wee.
Pee-wee Herman: Yeah, Who could have done it?
Randy: So is that bread ready, Yet?
Randy: No, Randy! The bread is burned, Because somebody turn the temperature way up on the oven. Got any ideas on how could have done something stupid like this?
Pee-wee Herman: I did it!
Miss Yvonne: Why Randy, Why?
Randy: I thought it was good thing to it.
Pee-wee Herman: Randy, You know, You are not supposed to touch the oven.
Randy: I am sorry about the bread. Well, I'll go to the bakery and buy you another one.
Everybody: [Screams as the word "ONE" flashes]
Pee-wee Herman: Randy, I don't care about the bread. I care about the safety in the playhouse.

Fireman Frank: Then you should make sure the playhouse is fire safe.
Pee-wee Herman: Well, How do we do it, Firefighter Derrick?
Fireman Frank: Conduct fire alarms. To make sure everybody know where and how to exit the house quickly in the event of a fire. And you should have smoke detectors placed through out your home. To warn you in if there is smoke or fire.
Miss Yvonne: I have a smoke detector, In my bedroom.
Fireman Frank: Remember to test them once a month to see if it's in good working order.
[We see Pee-Wee Herman test the smoke detector]
Fireman Frank: Replace frail electrical cord, And don't overload your socket. Get rid of rubbish. And make sure all flammable stuff are stored in a safe place away from the heat. And remember: You never, ever play with matches.
Pee-wee Herman: Is there anymore to say, Derrick?
Fireman Frank: Yes, a lot of information are found at your local fire department.
[He gives Pee-Wee Herman a sticker with his phone number]
Fireman Frank: Here is my phone number. Place that sticker near your telephone.

Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988) (TV)
Ms. Yvonne: Aren't you going to comment on my hair?
Pee-wee: Wow! Christmasy! But what's the plant growin' out of it?
Ms. Yvonne: It's mistletoe! You're always supposed to kiss somebody if they're standing underneath the mistletoe! This way, I'm assured hundreds and hundreds of kisses from everyone!
Pterri: Stand over here.
Chairry: Stand over here!
The Fish: Come over here and give us a big, wet kiss!
Ms. Yvonne: Oh, don't worry. There's enough of me for everybody!

The Pee Wee Herman Show (1981) (TV)
[Miss Yvonne notices Pee Wee looking depressed and he explains why]
Pee Wee Herman: Once upon a time, there was this boy, and he knew this beautiful woman. It's not you, though. Well, the beautiful woman tells this boy that she has this secret wish, and her wish is that she wants this guy to really like her. So, anyway, the boy makes this huge, personal sacrifice and he gives his wish away.
Miss Yvonne: To the beautiful woman?
Pee Wee Herman: That's right.
[He leaps up from his seat, clearly agitated]
Pee Wee Herman: It's not like the boy expects like he's gonna get anything in return or anything, but... but then he doesn't *get* anything in return; nothing happens! Nothing happens at all! Zip, zero, zilch, they're ain't nothing, no advancements, no nothing! It just doesn't seem fair. It's not like the boy doesn't have a wish of his own. Now I'm never gonna get to...
[He realizes his mistake]
Pee Wee Herman: I mean, now the *boy* is never gonna get to fly... I gotta go be myself, Miss Yvonne.
[He hurries out the door]
Miss Yvonne: No, Pee Wee, stay here with me!
Pee Wee Herman: [crying] No! No!
Miss Yvonne: Oh, poor Pee Wee. Just call me Miss Bungle.

"Pee-wee's Playhouse: Pee-wee Catches a Cold (#2.4)" (1987)
Pee-wee: Stories never make me sleepy.
Miss Yvonne: Once upon a time...
Pee-wee: [Immediately falls asleep]