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: [guiding everyone in Christmas carols
] Deck-the-Halls! Everybody
: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly/Fa la la la la, la-la la la... Pee-wee
: Sleigh bells! Everybody
: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening... Pee-wee
: No, No! Sleigh bells! On the roof! Do you know what that means? Reba
: You've had too much eggnog? Pee-wee
: No, get out the milk and cookies! Hurry!
: [Grace Jones, stepping out of a large wooden crate that she was "delivered" to the playhouse in, and giving Pee Wee a confused stare
] You're not the president... you're Pee Wee Herman. Reba
: [Inspecting the wooden crate
] This package was supposed to go to the White House, not the playhouse.
: I'm ready for some more fun. Entertain me! Make me laugh! Reba - Mail Woman
: We don't feel like laughing, Zyzzybalubah.
[everyone screams at the secret word
: Well, that's not a very friendly attitude. You're no friends of mine! Pee-wee Herman
: That's right, we're not. Zyzzybalubah
: How dare you! I brought you here to be my new friends! Pee-wee Herman
: Well, you got the wrong idea. Friends are people that you care about and who care about you. You brought us here without even asking us if we wanted to come! And you haven't exactly been treating us the way friends should be treated! Zyzzybalubah
: You're right. I don't have any friends. The reason I didn't ask you come is because I knew you'd say no. Nobody likes me.