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: Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule? Leela
: Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater. Fry
] I thought it would fit...
: Naturally I have to assign someone to fill in for Hermes while he's gone. I assign me. I accept. Welcome aboard.
: I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
[tosses the stuff on Morgan's desk
] Morgan Proctor
: Dirty boy! Dirty boy!
[jumps on Fry and starts making out
: Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order? Leela
: What? Morgan Proctor
: The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
: Why is there yogurt in this hat? Fry
: I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!
: Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement. Fry
: That's right, she fraternized me! Morgan Proctor
: That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment. Hermes Conrad
: Yes, but you only stamped it four times.
] Morgan Proctor
: No! No! I was young and reckless!
: So this is where you eat? Fry
: Eat and sleep.
: What did you do to him? Morgan Proctor
: I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface. Bender
] I am Bender. Please insert girder.
: I demand that you give Bender back right now! Morgan Proctor
: Then you should have filed a request twenty years ago.
: No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it. Fry
: Just like every other girl I've ever dated.