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Carrigan Crittenden (Character)
from Casper (1995)

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Casper (1995)
Carrigan Crittenden: DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm you!
Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!
[Carrigan laughs]
Dibs: You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's 'always kick 'em when they're down'. And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!
[grabs vial]
Dibs: Sorry, sweetheart; we're through!
Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps as she sees that Dibs is about to break the vial] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm you!
Dibs: [chuckles sarcastically] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog, called 'Carrigan' - a bitch, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!
Carrigan Crittenden: And you have a flight to catch!
Dibs: Huh?
[Carrigan flings Dibs out the window]
Carrigan Crittenden: [turns to Casper and Kat, calmly] Any other takers?
Casper: No, but aren't you forgetting something?
Carrigan Crittenden: What?
Casper: Your unfinished business.
Carrigan Crittenden: My what?
Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have EVERYTHING. I'm... just... perfect!
[she laughs evilly until a flash of light comes out of her as a sign that she is crossing over]
Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps] Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business!
[more flashes of light appear]
Carrigan Crittenden: I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!
[Carrigan screams as the flashes of light causes her to vanish without a trace]

Carrigan Crittenden: [appears as a ghost to Dibs] Not so fast, little man. The bitch is back!

Carrigan Crittenden: [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!

Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr Crittenden's will] To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...
Carrigan Crittenden: The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs: [clears throat] I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg: Let's see.
Mr. Rugg: Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Main.
Carrigan Crittenden: And?
Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.
Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?
Mr. Rugg: No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.
[gives the will to Carrigan]
Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!
Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.