[Phillip and Brandon have been arguing about strangling chickens
] Personally, I think a chicken is as good a reason for murder as a blonde, a mattress full of dollar bills or any of the customary, unimaginative reasons.
Well, now, you don't really approve of murder, Rupert? If I may?
You may... and I do. Think of the problems it would solve: unemployment, poverty, standing in line for theatre tickets...