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: [Keith walks into a hotel room and Cliff is handcuffed to the headboard of a bed
] So, can I ask you a question? Cliff McCormack
: She said her name was Daphne... Keith
: Oh, no no. How did you call me? Cliff McCormack
: Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring...
: [to Lamb, after seeing him with Madison
] I'd vote for you.
: Is that what the kids call motor-boatin'? Cliff McCormack
: I have a healthy zest for life. So sue me.
: [to Logan
] I've asked around and, I hope this isn't news to you, but no one likes you.
: I heard your dad's out tracking down bail jumpers half the time and yet somehow all the cases that come in here still get handled. How is that? Veronica Mars
: We're efficient.
: It's as bad as she says? Lamb's going after the kid? Cliff McCormack
: Well, he was thinking very hard about it. Or he really had to pee. It's hard to tell with that man.
: [Veronica is in jail
] Please tell me you didn't help an accused murderer escape jail. Veronica
: Yo Pops, check it out. This girl ain't gonna be nobody's bitch. You better recognize. Keith
: [re: a fake tattoo
] What's that on your arm? Veronica
: I've had some free time. And, no, I didn't help Josh escape - not intentionally. Turns out he's allergic to peanuts. His plan was to take advantage of my kindness. Keith
: That's gotta be the first time that's worked for anybody. Veronica
: [Cliff McCormack walks in
] Clifford, something wrong? Cliff McCormack
: I've just remembered I need to return "Caged Heat" to the video store. You folks wanna hear the good news or the bad news first? Keith
: I'm gonna say the good news. Cliff McCormack
: Josh's cellmate and key witness to the Cookie Incident ate the evidence and, icing on the cake, blew a .21 on the breathalizer when they booked him. No way Lamb can get a conviction and he knows it. Keith
: That sounds like great news. Cliff McCormack
: But, he's gonna hold Veronica as long as he possibly can. Keith
: Can I get you anything, honey? Veronica
: Uh, couple cartons of smokes.
[Keith gives her a look
: What, Dad, it's currency on the inside. Keith
: Any guess where I might find Josh? Veronica
: Mexico? Keith
: So you think he did it? Veronica
: I don't know. If he didn't, he sure panicked quickly. Keith
: That's what I thought too. Cliff McCormack
: Anyone wanna know what I think?
] Cliff McCormack
: Fine, I'll keep it to myself. I'm just saying, my entire day is spent going through my clients' lives. This kid, he's on the up and up. Keith
: Okay, I've got an appointment with Dean O'Dell's old assistant. I can't just put his murder case on hold.
[gives Veronica a look
: What? Keith
: Just, I thought this sight would be more traumatic for me, but...
: Come on, Logan, let me help you. Let me call some guys down at the firm... Logan
: They gave me a lawyer. Aaron Echolls
: A real lawyer. Not some public servant with a mail-order diploma and a three hundred dollar suit. Cliff McCormack
: Two for five hundred, actually, but your point remains valid.