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: Logan, can we, like, borrow you? Logan
: Will I be returned in my current pristine condition?
: Will this require math? Parker Lee
: I hope not. Logan
: 'Cause I'm bad at math. Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie
: I'll do the math. You just be male and drive.
: Oh late, schmate. It'll be fun! Veronica Mars
: Everybody's always saying that.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie
: Does this say cruelty free? Parker Lee
: It says... I've given up... don't look at me.
: Ya-hoo! That's two-thirds of a turkey, bitches! Ah, you're in a deep hole, Piznarski. We're going to totally humiliate you, but, you know, no pressure. Logan
: Refreshments? Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski
: Ten martinis.
: Hey there, Parker is it? Parker Lee
: Going somewhere? Mercer Hayes
: Yeah, as a matter of fact. Parker Lee
: Where is she? Mercer Hayes
: Woah! Parker Lee
: RAPE, RAPE, RAPE, RAPE!