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: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like? Esqueleto
: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized? Esqueleto
: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.
: Summon your eagle powers. Nacho
: What do you think I'm doing? Nacho
: [Losing badly, about to take a big hit
] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!
[holding corn in both hands
: Get that corn outta my face!
: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients! Esqueleto
: Sorry. Nacho
: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
: It sucks to be me right now! Esqueleto
: How come? Nacho
: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win! Esqueleto
: We never win because you are fat!
: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse. Esqueleto
: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?
: I hate orphans! Nacho
: Say it to my face! Esqueleto
: I hate them! Nacho
: Come again? Esqueleto
: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!
: How did you get up here so fast? Candidia
: Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels
: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh? Esqueleto
: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this. Nacho
: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!
: [to Ramses
] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!
: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party
] What about me? Esqueleto
: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.
: How did you find me in the wilderness? Esqueleto
: I saw you from the village.
: I have given up wrestling. Esqueleto
: Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.
[Esqueleto points to his own heart
: And the childrens need a real hero. Nacho
: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world. Esqueleto
: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.
[Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask
: [nods confidently
: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony. Esqueleto
: I can't wrestle him. Nacho
: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength. Esqueleto
: I don't believe in God, I believe in science. Nacho
: You have not been baptized?