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Esqueleto (Character)
from Nacho Libre (2006)

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Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: NO!

Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Esqueleto: Summon your eagle powers.
Nacho: What do you think I'm doing?
Nacho: [Losing badly, about to take a big hit] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!

Esqueleto: Surpise.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?

Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate them!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

Esqueleto: How did you get up here so fast?
Candidia: Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

Esqueleto: [to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!

Nacho: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party] What about me?
Esqueleto: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: I have given up wrestling.
Esqueleto: Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.
[Esqueleto points to his own heart]
Esqueleto: And the childrens need a real hero.
Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.
Esqueleto: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.
[Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask]
Nacho: [nods confidently] OK.

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?