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: Are you okay? College Boy 2
: Yeah, sure. Thorny
: Yes sir? College Boy 2
: Yes sir. Thorny
: No, did you say "yes sir."? Rabbit
: I think he said "yeah, sure." College Boy 1
: What'd you say man? College Boy 2
: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir." Thorny
: So you are okay then? College Boy 2
: Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"
Police Chief Grady
: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy? Officer Smy
: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA! Rabbit
: I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny
: They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit
: You're not Mexican?
: What's this?
[playing with cloth
: A chamois cloth. Farva
: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.
: [lifting soap out of coffee
] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva
: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac
: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva
: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.
[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's
] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva
: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac
: *Awesome* prank, Farva. Farva
: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan
: Look, fellas... Mac
: [to Rabbit
] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick! Rabbit
: Nah... Captain O'Hagan
: Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...
[Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues
: Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss! Captain O'Hagan
: ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there... Mac
: Don't be a wuss, bite it! Captain O'Hagan
: ...I like that. I like it here... Mac
: Bite it. Bite it! Captain O'Hagan
: [Fed up
] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac
: Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.
: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee. All
: Hail to thee! Rabbit
: Hail to thee!
: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name. Farva
: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? Captain O'Hagan
: Shut up, Farva.
] Captain O'Hagan
: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker? Rabbit
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket
: I don't believe it did.
: See if they've got any chocolate bananas... Foster?
: [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon
] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.
: All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap? Rabbit
: [indicating that he still has an erection
] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!
: You gonna set my country music award on fire?
College Boy 3
] I'm freakin' out, man! Rabbit
: Yes, you are freaking out... man.
: Smell that, Rabbit? Rabbit
: *sniff sniff*... fear.
: [points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks
] Hey Rabbit. Rabbit
: Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.
: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? Foster
: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no. Rabbit
: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation! Captain O'Hagan
: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? Thorny
: How the hell should I know?