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: Looks like you guys were doing some pretty good partying, huh? Paul
: Yeah, you know, we were drinking and then this guy came along and tried to break into the cabin. We had no choice but to get rough. I feel awful, but he was going crazy. He smashed into our car, and then he wouldn't come out, so... we had to hit him. We hurt him. We were terrified. We didn't know what to do. That's why we went to look for help... Deputy Winston
: Hey, man, I told you... I'm gonna make a report. Don't worry about it. He ain't gonna come back. Looks like you guys scared him away pretty good. I ain't gonna let him ruin your fun. Paul
: Thank you. My friend's inside right now and she's pretty freaked out. She wants to go home. We all kind of do. Deputy Winston
: A lady friend, huh? I bet you like to party.
: Paul? Is everything okay? Deputy Winston
: Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party. Karen
: Umm... Okay. Deputy Winston
: Oh, Daddy, why are you talking about leaving? You've got to stay and party. Paul
: That's why we came here in the first place. Deputy Winston
: I'm telling you, this is a major party town. Paul
: Really? Are you kidding me? Deputy Winston
: You know what it's like when you go to a new town and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street. They don't know you've got five pounds of dingaling meat. They're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. This is that town. It's like when I go party up at Wambusau. My cousin goes to school there. When I party at Wambusau, I know I'm gonna get pussy. Plus the girls there don't know I'm a deputy. So I know they're gonna party hard with me. Believe me, man, they do. Paul
: That's too bad, I bet you ruled this town before you had a badge. Deputy Winston
: Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick.
: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi! Toby
: What's that? Deputy Winston
: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell!