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Quotes for
Bert (Character)
from Cabin Fever (2002)

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Cabin Fever (2002)
[Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle]
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.

Bert: God damn it! What pancakes, you fuck?

Tommy: Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
Bert: The nougat?

Marcy: That's not funny, Bert.
Bert: Yes it is, you fuckin slut.

Dennis: Pancakes. Pancakes!
Bert: No pancakes.
Dennis: PANCAKES!
Bert: No pancakes!

Bert: Goodnight, fucker.

Jeff: Hey, dipshit, what the fuck?
Bert: What are you, fuckin' Smokey the Clown now?
Jeff: Don't you mean 'Smokey the Bear?'

Paul: Bert, you okay? You don't look so hot.
Bert: Yeah, well, I don't feel so hot either.