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[Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle
: Bert, what the hell is that? Bert
: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels. Paul
: Why would you wanna kill squirrels? Bert
: 'cause they're gay. Karen
: Bert, don't be a fucking retard. Bert
: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.
: God damn it! What pancakes, you fuck?
: Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar. Bert
: The nougat?
: That's not funny, Bert. Bert
: Yes it is, you fuckin slut.
: Pancakes. Pancakes! Bert
: No pancakes. Dennis
: PANCAKES! Bert
: No pancakes!
: Goodnight, fucker.
: Hey, dipshit, what the fuck? Bert
: What are you, fuckin' Smokey the Clown now? Jeff
: Don't you mean 'Smokey the Bear?'
: Bert, you okay? You don't look so hot. Bert
: Yeah, well, I don't feel so hot either.