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: This country man, can't go anywhere without getting' mugged, or murdered or stabbed. Kids killin' their classmates, drivebys, ya know, I won't even go into a post office any more. Steve Maguire
: Shut up, Mitch. Dr. Turner
: No, you shut up. I hate the little bastard but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.
John Q. Archibald
: Who was driving? Mitch
: Huh? John Q. Archibald
: The car. Who was driving? Mitch
: I was. What's that got to do with anything? John Q. Archibald
: Why's your girl all banged up and you're not? Mitch
: What do you call this?
[shows light scratches on arm
: What are you laughing at? Lester
: Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death. Mitch
: Screw you man. This shit hurts. Julie Bird
: His airbag went off and mine didn't. John Q. Archibald
: What kind of car do you drive? Mitch
: Mercedes 500. John Q. Archibald
: You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year? Mitch
: 1986. It's a classic. John Q. Archibald
: Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988. Lester
: So what? Are you just gonna go in there and offer yourself? John Q. Archibald
: Only one thing is gonna stop me. Max Conlin
: Yeah, and what is that? John Q. Archibald
: If Mitch is B positive. Mitch
: Oh Hell no. Uh-uh. No way baby.
] John Q. Archibald
: See you in the funny papers.
[after Julie pepper sprays Mitch after his fight with John
: YOU STUPID BITCH! Julie Bird
: [kicks Mitch on the side
] That's for beating the shit out of me! Julie Bird
: [kicks Mitch again
] That is for being an asshole! And this, this is for calling me a bitch!
[she kicks him in the groin
: [as he and the staff laugh
] Oo I felt that one! Julie Bird
: [taking off her blond wig
] I'm not gonna be your Barbie any more! Lester
: All that ass and muscles to go with it! Man, I knew damn well that wasn't no blonde!