Richard Kneeland
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Richard Kneeland (Character)
from 13 Going on 30 (2004)

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13 Going on 30 (2004)
Richard: Who's your daddy?
Jenna: Wayne Rink!

Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
Richard: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
Jenna: Thank you.
Richard: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
Jenna: How long until your balls get totally squished?
Richard: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
Jenna: Can they hang in there til five?

Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.
Lucy: She was a secretary.
Richard: Yeah, whatever.