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Frank Jones (Character)
from Date Movie (2006)

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Date Movie (2006)
Frank Jones: Put some hummus on it

Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
Julia Jones: How do you...?
Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.

Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey...
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.

[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]
Grant Funkyerdoder: [shocked] Oh... Sorry
Frank Jones: That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.

Frank Jones: So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?
Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
[pause]
Frank Jones: Funkyerdoder?

Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.

Frank Jones: [as Jinxers is humping Frank's dead mother] I didn't teach him how to do that!

[from the unrated version]
Frank Jones: Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?
Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled.
[pause]
Grant Funkyerdoder: F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
Frank Jones: Fockyerdoder?

Frank Jones: In the extras, Eddie Griffin shares his best pickup line, "Ya f*ckin'?"